When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
how does that bad decision feel?
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