In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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