I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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