Buhtt sex?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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