Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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