is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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