when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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