drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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