Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
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