alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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