bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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