just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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