I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
