adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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