I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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