sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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