On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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