hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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