yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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