i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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