im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
