It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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