So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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