I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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