haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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