no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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