Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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