i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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