I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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