still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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