So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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