I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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