A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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