were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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