What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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