when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
