put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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