are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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