What did we do last night that was yellow?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It's rum buckets o'clock
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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