oh god the rape fog is back!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just cropdusted the office
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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