i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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