Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My boob is missing a layer of skin
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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