Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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