No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Randomize
