Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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