Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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