Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
