how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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