Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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