i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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