it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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