Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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