I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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