So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Someone shattered a urinal.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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