sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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